Do NOT mix them up



Or you will be very sorry!

I’ve found where quagmire sleeps



It’s at levitz! it was even better in person.

orcas island



Just before sunset at a vacation home on orcas island.

Or maybe someone just got sick of all the unsolicited calls..

Not that I would wish a DoS on anyone (although in the abstract they’re kind of interesting), I wouldn’t be surprised if the ultimate reason for the attack was traced back to their horrible sales practices.

We’ve considered talking to a lawyer about getting some sort of cease and desist against them, they’re that bad.

If you’re 125 pounds…



The diapers shouldn’t be in the baby section of the store. You’re just lying to yourself at that point.